It's finally val's day y'all!!! This is the day, females wait for all year (apart from their birthdays, Christmas, new years' and a bunch of other days...lol); whether they are single, married, engaged or just have a boyfriend. The only reason boy's like it though is cause of what happens in the night. In all though, it's gonna be a day of drama, huge wrong doings and off-course my best part, #valsfails.
Today also, all the romantic movies at the theaters will be sold out, all restaurants will be reserved including Burger King McDonald's and KFC ...LOL. Also, some silly men will not make any plans and try some last minute things this night and it will be a huge ans embarrassing fail. Finally, some mofo's who aren't used to this kinda stuff will probably have goggled "perfect valentine's day", "best valentine gift" e.t.c. Some people have already ordered some valentine tips books from Amazon and E bay. Some even are stupid enough to watch the "valentine's day movie" that came out this year just to get ideas...haha.
Dude, you're teasing, what are YOU going to do for vals? some of you must be asking. Well let me be the first to break it down to y'all: I'm a happy and proud single man. Yes, there you go, I have absolutely nothing to look forward to, so Imma spend my day goggling #valfails, watching action movies, playing FIFA 11 and doing homework. The perfect val's eh?
Anyways, we at Fancy would like to wish y'all a very HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!! Please try not to fail today, not failing is simple. Don't try too hard to impress, keep it in your comfort zone except you're already a pro at this. Do not "not do anything" if you have a partner, that's a huge flop, and men, don't just do it cause you wanna get "some" this night, do it cause you love your partner. Abiding with all these tips and a few others will keep you in the zone you wanna be for valentine's day, trust me, I'm a love doctor!!
P.S. Please don't burn your house with the candles you light!!
Today also, all the romantic movies at the theaters will be sold out, all restaurants will be reserved including Burger King McDonald's and KFC ...LOL. Also, some silly men will not make any plans and try some last minute things this night and it will be a huge ans embarrassing fail. Finally, some mofo's who aren't used to this kinda stuff will probably have goggled "perfect valentine's day", "best valentine gift" e.t.c. Some people have already ordered some valentine tips books from Amazon and E bay. Some even are stupid enough to watch the "valentine's day movie" that came out this year just to get ideas...haha.
Dude, you're teasing, what are YOU going to do for vals? some of you must be asking. Well let me be the first to break it down to y'all: I'm a happy and proud single man. Yes, there you go, I have absolutely nothing to look forward to, so Imma spend my day goggling #valfails, watching action movies, playing FIFA 11 and doing homework. The perfect val's eh?
Anyways, we at Fancy would like to wish y'all a very HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!! Please try not to fail today, not failing is simple. Don't try too hard to impress, keep it in your comfort zone except you're already a pro at this. Do not "not do anything" if you have a partner, that's a huge flop, and men, don't just do it cause you wanna get "some" this night, do it cause you love your partner. Abiding with all these tips and a few others will keep you in the zone you wanna be for valentine's day, trust me, I'm a love doctor!!
P.S. Please don't burn your house with the candles you light!!
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